Thursday, May 17, 2007

IOWA?!


You're leaving? Today? For Iowa?!

But...but, why would you do that to me? Why on earth would you not at all take into consideration that I love you?

I mean, God, this is so typical of you. You get me all hyped up and shmoopy and then you just drop me! Like a hot potato!

Well, fine! I don't need you. I don't need anyone. Go on, go to Iowa and see if I care.

Smell you later, bitches.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

I am experiencing a mix pity ("Awwww") and pride ("You tell'm honey!") for Pump.
--Joy

Katester said...

Don't. By now she's had at least three helpings of Trixie's food.