Tuesday, April 01, 2008

Major Malfunction

Ari: You know, I've been around a while now and I have to say, things aren't so bad. I'm relatively relaxed these days. Life moves slowly, but that's all right. We get fed everyday on time, the poopies are gotten rid of -- magically! -- and there's always plenty of places to nap. So, can I ask...what's your problem?

Trixie: I don't appreciate your tone! Just because my eyes are constantly bugged out and traumatized-looking I don't think you have any right to assume that I'm totally freaked out one hundred percent of the time! I mean, really! What the hell!

Ari: I rest my case. Comfortably.


Joy said...

That's awesome.

Lindsay said...

Too funny

Joan said...

My what big paws I have !