I've been thinking. Ever since that little upstart Ari showed up all this blog has been all about her. What the hell am I, chopped liver? Sure I don't photograph well. Sure I look like a crack head half the time with my eyes bugging out. Sure I don't stand still long enough to take a picture most of the time. But still.
This isn't the Ari show, a'ight? Show some love. Show some respect.
I'm the Black Mamba.